Weather in Zambia today
63° with fair weather
Number of wars in progress today
That Afghan one, possibly one in Syria, Africa is always fighting, and the Hunger Games. So at least 4
World population today
6984895594
Result of main sporting event today
I was able to see KU (boo!) knock out UNC today, or at least the last 5 minutes of the game
First topic on Jerry Springer today
Shame it’s a Sunday and he’s not on. But I would assume someone cheating with a sibling that is going to end in people throwing chairs and fighting.
Middle East oil reserves today
I found something about 66%
Number of astronauts in space today
Three Russians, two Americans and a Dutch astronaut
Lottery results in Colorado today
(from yesterday) 11 14 17 23 34 40
Percentage of faked orgasms today
None here, I sent him home
Time spent waiting for phones to be picked up
Depends on who’s answering and also who’s calling. Which reminds me, I forgot to call Christine back. Oops!
Moon- Earth distance at midday
251936 miles
Horoscope of Leos with Scorpio ascendants
The ascendant, or rising sign, is the zodiacal sign and degree that was ascending on the eastern horizon at the specific time and location of an event. According to astrological theory, celestial phenomena reflect or determine human activity on the principle of 'as above so below'. Thus astrologers believe that the ascendant signifies a person's awakening consciousness, in the same way that the Sun's appearance on the eastern horizon signifies the dawn of a new day.
Couldn’t find a horoscope for this, but my guess being a Leo dealing with a Scorpio and who has dealt with a Scorpio. The Leo will become a nut.
Number of birthdays worldwide
Roughly 859,178
Now I am supposed to get business cards made, seeing as how I am an expert on everything today and hand them out.
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