Day 71: Take Our Test and Find Out if You're a Psychopath

Do you possess these traits?

0 for NOT AT ALL

1 for SOMETIMES

4 for ALL THE TIME

1.  Glibness/ superficial charm  

2.  Grandoise sense of self worth  

3.  tendency to boredom/ need for stimulation 

4.  pathological lying

5.  cunning/ manipulative behavior

6.  Lack of remorse 

7.  Shallow Affect (monotone voice, blank expression) 

8.  Lack of empathy

9.  Parasitic lifestyle

10.  Poor behavioral Control 

11.  Promiscuous sexual behavior 

12.  behavioral problems in early life 

13.  Lack of realistic long term plans 

14.  Impulsiveness 

15.  Irresponsible behavior 

16.  Failure to accept the consequences of actions 

17.  Many marital relationships 

18.  Juvenile delinquency

19.  Callousness 

20.  Criminal Versatility 

For more reliable results I had a friend fill it out (as recommended by the book).  Actually, I had three friends and a stranger fill them out.  I liked the strangers results.  He put mainly zeros, but changed irresponsible behavior from zero to one when I pointed out where I had my drunk driving accident.  Whatever!  It was one time.  When I average the results from everyone, I mainly had 2s.  Since 2 is closer to 1 than 4, I guess I'm not a psychopath.  Which was confirmed when the drunk guy called me normal (first time I've ever been called that.  He's my new BFF)