Day 60: Today, Find Out How Symmetrical You Are

Sorry I didn't post yesterday.  Long day and I left my book at home.  Whoopies. 
This task is going to be fun.  It's just a reminder of how gorgeous I am.  I'm supposed to measure my facial features and see how symmetrical they are.

D1 (Distance between outer eye corners)= 4.5"
D2 (Distance between inner eye corners)= 1.5"
D3 (Distance between pupils)= 2.5"
D4 (Nose Width)= 1.5"
D5 (Mouth Width)= 2"
D6 (Outer Jaw Width)= 4"
D7 (Chin Width)= 2.75"

Find Dx by adding them all together= 18.75"  Oh wait, I need to read on before staring.  It's done in millimeters.  1"= 25.4 mm

476.25 mm = Dx

Divide Dx by 6

476.25/6= 79.375

Find Individual Asymmetry Score (GRD)

If GRD <79.8, you are in top 10% of the general population and should have no trouble getting laid
If 79.9<GRD<123.56, you are average and veer from "lucky" periods to "bad patch" times.
If your GRD > 123.57, seek circus employment

To find GRD 79.375/.453+1= 176.22

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