Which letter should I send to the paper

Friday, August 24, 2012

Day 125: For Once, Take Your Horoscope Seriously. To Help, We've Had This One Designed Scientifically, By the World's Leading Expert. Follow It To the Letter



I am a Leo.  I woke up this morning (still at my parents) and saw my dad sitting at his desk.  I proudly announced, mainly because us Leo’s are very proud people, we are lions after all, that today I am to be known as Frank.  For some reason my dad did not seem fazed by this.  I went to the bathroom and thought while doing number 1 (I know you have dirty minds and if I just said thinking on toilet you all would’ve thought of something else) that my father, too, is a leo.  I was happy to tell him that he too would be referred to as Frank.  This fazed him.  He gave me a look like I had just grown a nipple on the tip of my nose. 

 

But when I came back from work, where people had not a single thought about calling me Frank, I greeted him with a “hey, Frank.” And he responded back with, “hey, Frank.”  The only person to really question was Jean when I told her that fellow Leo Sheryl and I were to be referred to ask Frank today.  She was flipping out on the emails.  “What??????????????????” I think her ? mark button might be broken.

Side Story

I had my Capricorn friend follow her horoscope.  She said her boss just did it back to her. 

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