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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Day 123: Today Learn An Emergency First Aid Procedure

Are you feeling pain in your lower abdomen?  How about nausea?  Have any of that?  If so, and you also can't eat (not for Biggest Loser competitions or the cherry tomato diet) and are vomiting, then you've come to the right place.  After working at the chiropractic school for a little over 5 years, I feel that makes me 100% qualified to preform medical procedures.  On this day, I learned how to remove an appendicitis.  I tried to practice on Breck while I was visiting her this weekend, but she was not in the mood or not feeling those symptons, one or the other.  But she did allow me to practice on her dog.  She even gave me a butter knife.  But the blade was too sharp, so I just ended up taking out her fiance/ common law husband's tonsils instead.

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