Day 41: Apply For a Knighthood

I can be a knight.  They are pretty important and I'm pretty important too.  Apparently other people who have been granted knighthood were people who were head nurse for 60 years (snooze), a Nobel Peace Prize winner (lame), someone who raised millions for an obscure charity (please, I donated at least $75 and a whole bunch of clothes I didn't want anymore to charity last year), a person who served in minor government position for their whole life (really?), a person who won WWII (not fair, I wasn't even alive then) and someone who saved a cat from an extra tall tree (that one is going to be hard to beat). But I guess when I allowed the little weird girl to be seen with me in public, that should totally push me over the top for knighthood.  Please, from now on, call me Dame Jenn.