Day 34: Write to a Dictator to End Torture

I was going to write to the dictator of Iran.  Mainly because I've wanted to go to Tehran since I worked at Macy's (boo!) with Ella.  But then I thought, since Iran is a no fly zone, is it a no mail zone?

Then I wanted to write to my high school kids because they are torturing me.  I mean if all a dictator is is someone who tortures people, then there's about 50 dictators in the making.  Hell, half of them act like they rule the world anyway.  But I wasn't really sure how to get a letter to those specific ones.

I guess I'll write to that Korean guy and maybe send him a McDonald's coupon while I'm at it.