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Monday, January 23, 2012

Day 18: Kill Something Day

Surprisingly there are no bugs in my house, so I have to come up with something to kill.  I have two different options. 

a) Tonight I'm going out with John.  I had a friend who was once playing wingman to a friend who had trouble talking to girls.  So my friend introduced his friend to a hot girl.  His friend was doing good until a moth started flying around, and his friend grabbed the moth out of the air and ate it.  I could do that.  I but John will find that to be a turn on.

or

b)  I could somehow figure out how to kill my neighbors yappy ratdog.  I really do hate that dog. 

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