Building a nest takes forever!!!! I will post on this if I ever finish!
My boss gave me a self help book for Christmas. Awesomest gift ever. Even though I am perfect there is always a little room to improve myself and this book is supposed to change my life in just 365 days.
Which letter should I send to the paper
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012
Day 140: Jam the Line
So a few days ago J
I was supposed to jam the line of the Ku Klux Klan. I realized tonight that I always stop
blogging when I get to a task that I don’t want to do. I don’t want to do this. It’s scary and stupid. What if they find me and try to kill me? My parents are Catholic afterall.
Friday, September 14, 2012
Day 139: Bleed
So I was supposed to bleed in the book a
week ago. I have been hoping to bleed on
my own because the whole thought of doing danger to myself makes me ill. I am too pretty to cause actual harm to
me. I did ask my boss to stab me and she
said yes, but has yet to deliver. James
whipped out a pocket knife the other day and I asked him to stab me. He just looked at me like I was nuts. I thought he would’ve jumped at the chance,
but he did not. So I asked him to cut
the tumor off my leg. He informed me it
was an ingrown hair and he was not using his knife on my nonsense. If I bleed, you will see it.
Next day (was in class when I wrote
this, had to actually pretend to do something):
of course I bleed, a lot, when I can’t find the book.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Day 137
Today's task is an overnight task. Please do not be alarmed that this is the only post today.
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