Happy New Year: Change Someone's Mind Today

Considering I spent the entire weekend trying to convince my friends that you can use the analogy of

                                               vagina:baby::a can of peas:a can of corn

For instance, you have a vagina (can of peas) and everytime you have sex it stretches (gets dents in it).  When you have a baby (can of corn... imagine trying to stick a can of corn through a can of peas), you get a mushy vagina.  It took 2 days to convince my friends of this!!!


Also, Erin met 2011 Jenn on New Years.  So she's probably changed her mind about me.