Day 150

Yeah right.  Do you know how long it takes to get my hair done after it's wet.  Exactly.  The only time I spent in water today was.... in the shower.... in a shower cap.

Day 149: Today Help Resolve an Intractable Global Geopolitical Crisis!

Some bright spark out there must be able to come up with an answer to the world's various problems.  Could it be you?  Put your mind to it for a couple of minutes.  Redraw maps using colored crayons and explain your plan in no more than 80 words.  Send to Secretary General.

Day 148: Leave a Note on Someone's Car Windshield

I had the perfect victim for this.  The tech guy at work's car seems to constantly get hit by the students at work.  I wanted him to be my victim.  However, he was sick, then I forgot the note.  But I think it worked out perfectly because today was the first day of school.  So this is what someone left on his car...

Tomorrow I think I'll leave this...

I love being back at work.

Happy New Year: Change Someone's Mind Today

Considering I spent the entire weekend trying to convince my friends that you can use the analogy of

                                               vagina:baby::a can of peas:a can of corn

For instance, you have a vagina (can of peas) and everytime you have sex it stretches (gets dents in it).  When you have a baby (can of corn... imagine trying to stick a can of corn through a can of peas), you get a mushy vagina.  It took 2 days to convince my friends of this!!!


Also, Erin met 2011 Jenn on New Years.  So she's probably changed her mind about me.