One thing has changed however. I cut my hair. No one has seemed to notice, but since I did it myself I am quite proud.
So today I was supposed to hand out friendship coupons. Considering it's the day after Christmas I'm not seeing anyone but Michelle, so I decided to text a few instead.
I sent Sheryl
because she hates to be hugged. In fact, she hates to be touched. Don't worry, Sheryl, I will be cashing in on this one.
Went to Emily. Emily, here's your advice: In less than a week it will be 2013, meaning 2007 was 6 years ago. Hopefully you know what I'm getting at and welcome to the digital age.
I figured this
was good for Jessica since she's about to pop out her 7th child. But Jessica refuses to give me her phone number so I sent it to her husband instead. "U r going to take her on a drunken binge?" I responded with "duh." and then sent him this:
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