Today read between the lines as people talk to you.
A few book examples (because I know you all love the book examples)...
Hi!
Shit!
How are?
Who are you?
I'm very well thanks, very well indeed.
Ask me how my career's going.
Fine, yeah, they made me account director actually.
Yes yes yes! I'm better than you.
Here's my number
Here's the number of a dry cleaner in New Jersey.
See you soon!
Drop dead.
So... I learned when my dad says, "Oh, I'm so glad you stopped by." What he really means is "Didn't we just get rid of you?"
My mom saying, "Sure you can work on your bed in our basement," is actually "You're keeping me up sawing when you have a freakin' place of your own. Go home."
They must think on the same wavelength cause when Dad says, "make this your last cut." Meaning, "I'm sick of holding this stupid piece of wood. Why did you not invest in proper clamps. My wife is trying to sleep. I'll pretend to be considerate."
Other things I read were...
Sure you can have a Magnum Bar
Aren't you in a fat bet cause that's going straight to your ass.
I'm ready to come home
I'm ready to come home, but please don't move into my basement.
Mark doesn't have any pallets.
Why does she keep asking ME where to get stuff. Doesn't she have a lot of free time on her hands. Afterall, she has time for a blog (I read that through a text message).
You're like a sister to me so, I'm going to interrogate whoever you're dating.
You are really good at dating idiots or you have an excellent picker.
And when Courtney says "you're smelly and stupid." She means, "take a bath and you're stupid." No subtext with that one!
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