Day 111: Once Again Continued!!!

What the hell is going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!  I've gotten up and gone to the freaking zoo and I still have not heard from him!!!!  What is he doing?  Is he messing with my head?  I think he's playing mind games with me.  Oh my god, he wants nothing to do with me.  Why?  I'm hot, I'm funny.  Why does he not like me?  Calm down, I just need to calm down.  I'm sure he'll text me when I go to work.  After all a phone that you wait by never rings.  But...  No, not going to do this.