I totally forgot to bring my ear plugs to work today. It would've been nice so I wouldn't have to hear Goober make his stupid comments. Talk about a major Goober.
But I feel like I was vibrating high (for those of you who are aware of my new self help book) and this task actually worked out. James would only talk to me when he was running the autoscrubber, making it impossible for me to hear him....Wait a minute?
Monday, June 11, 2012
Friday, June 8, 2012
Day 117: Me Day
This was my favorite. Since I know I am the center of the universe, I pretty much lived my day as normal. Except I did cut people off, walking and driving. I stared down the lady with the dog when I was running towards her. Dammit, I'm a runner and she should get off of the sidewalk. Yeah I opened my car door as someone was pulling into the empty spot next to me. And yeah I stood there. And of course I told the kids I wasn't going to play with them because I didn't feel like it. It was a good day.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Day 116
For some reason work had a real problem when I tried to take my nap today. Something about making sure I was able to watch the kids. I don't get it.
Day 115: Today Use THis Exclusive Pass to Violate a Law of Your Choice
I didn't carry the pass around, but considering I already know I'm above the law, I didn't feel it was necessary. So I sped, probably parked somewhere illegally, jaywalked, stared down a cop, and kicked a small animla. Just kidding, I only imagined I kicked a small animal.Monday, June 4, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Day 113: Today See A Movie That Begins With the Letter F
I have a feeling the book didn't think there would be anything playing that began with F since they said if you can't find one in your neighborhood, see one that begins with the letter Z. Really? Z? I think the only movie to ever begin with the letter Z is Zoolander (cough cough, I think I got the black lung, Pop).
So I look it up and there is a movie playing called 'For Greater Glory.' I decide to go after work, but unfortunately after a stressful day I totally forgot! I really hate myself right now. I was really looking forward to a historical flick that last almost 2 1/2 hours, staring Eva Longoria. I mean after watching however many seasons of Desperate Housewives, I know it will be easy to take her serious in a serious role.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Day 111: It's All Good :)
After a night of crying and a few drunk dials, I rechecked my phone. He had responded at 10:53 yesterday morning. Treat em mean to keep 'em keen totally didn't work on this girl.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Day 111: Once Again Continued!!!
What the hell is going on!?!?!?!?!?!?! I've gotten up and gone to the freaking zoo and I still have not heard from him!!!! What is he doing? Is he messing with my head? I think he's playing mind games with me. Oh my god, he wants nothing to do with me. Why? I'm hot, I'm funny. Why does he not like me? Calm down, I just need to calm down. I'm sure he'll text me when I go to work. After all a phone that you wait by never rings. But... No, not going to do this.
Day 111: Continue
Almost one and still nothing. I wonder what's going on... I hope everything's okay. Omg does he hate me?
Day 111: Treat' Em Mean Keep 'Em Keen (I know you're wondering where day 109 and 110 are, don't worry)
I texted the Scorpio this morning at 9:48. It is 10:05 and no response. Luckily I wasn't keen to begin with.
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