I know I have been slacking, but I promise I am going to do my best to get back on track. Life is hard. It's the end of the semester and I have a 2 page paper due. Please feel my pain.
I was driving somewhere yesterday when I was inspired to restart from this day. Why this day, you ask. And that is a great question. Becasuse when driving, America Fuck Yeah was playing on the radio. As I'm sure most of you are smart enough to know, they cannot say fuck on the radio. So instead of fuck, they were using the beep. I thought it would be awesome to say things like you're a beephole or a beephead. I did pretty well until once again I was driving and someone was riding on my bumper. Once again I began screaming, "get off my beeping, beep!" Only no beeps. Irony of this, that person was my boss. I still have a job so I guess she didn't hear me.
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